• When did you join Tumblr?:  the FIRST WEEK like i think boingboing or some shit was like “hey here’s a new sort of blog site no one really knows what to do with but uh” and i was like “aw yeah time to squat on a url and piss everyone off cause eventually there’s gonna be a sad-eyed lady on painkillers who everyone wants to be”
  • Why did you join Tumblr?: oh i already answered this but let’s just say spite. i wanted to spite everyone years before i knew how i possibly could. then i forgot about tumblr for a decade.
  • What kind of blog do you have?: a really lame one. 
  • How many posts do you have?: 995
  • How many likes do you have?: 1,292
  • How many messages do you have?: 56. can you delete? i don’t even know
  • How many blogs do you follow?: 113
  • How many followers do you have?: 1,722 LOL LITERALLY 1,700 ARE CONFUSED LANA DEL REY FANS but sometimes they reblog cat pictures so thanks y’all
  • How often do you change your theme?: not often
  • How often do you change your icon?:  who am i if not eyebrowdog 
  • List all the urls you’ve ever had: this is IT
  • Do you track any tags?: no i did once but it was lame. also there’s no possible way to track a tag for my url.
  • Do you have any favourite blogs?: YAH
  • Do you often hit post limit?: NO?
  • Do you ever send anonymous messages to other people?:  maybe only like once or twice cause they’re internet famous and i was like “don’t take this the wrong way but you are the best”
  • Do you ever get anon hate?: Sort of? Most of the time it’s not anon and I don’t consider it hate it’s more just people bitchin bout under-utilizing my url
  • Have you made any friends on Tumblr?: I like lots of people on tumblr but I won’t say who ;x
  • What’s the most notes you’ve ever had on a post?: eeeehhhhhhhgggggggg dog post is at 30,000+
  • What’s your favourite thing about Tumblr?: reblogging insanely dumb photos of cats that have me in tears and seeing others reblog it and knowing we share a deep connection
  • What’s your least favourite thing about Tumblr?: people who think urls are important and who lose their butts over stuff. get it together people

i had to do this

thecaptains-steaz:

pleatedjeans:

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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL withlovekal

the-art-finch:

Inspired by this.
it seemed reasonable

the-art-finch:

Inspired by this.

it seemed reasonable

huuuuughdancy:

Make me choose: Winston or Applesauce, submitted by anonymous

pheberoni:

:O

My cat is a supermodel

my bf went into the shower and i am still listening to weird al even tho it made him leave

he doesn’t understand

ultimate dealbreaker

IT TURNS OUT

weird al yankovic had a much bigger impact on my life than i previously thought.

i can still sing everything off “bad hair day” and i haven’t thought of that album since i was 10. alternative polka MAY have played a more important role in my loving alternative rock of the mid-late 90s more than the actual alternative rock. 

THANKS WEIRD AL, i guESS

lol @ people whining about alt-j using a miley cyrus sample

how much energy do you expend on a daily basis being insufferable

my guess is a lot

The Sound and the Fury is either straight-up lying or getting his Ph.D.”
“I can get into Faulkner guys.”
“Fuckner guys.”
“Especially if they are actually from the South.”
“I would fuck that second guy. Has a primal scene.”
“Would probably not make a ‘fuckner’ joke.”

wnyc:

This sad Brazilian fan was shown crying. But no ones published this beautiful picture of him handing the trophy to a German fan. He was quoted as saying "Take it to the final! As you can see, it is not easy, but you deserve it, congratulations" (Roughly translated)
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wnyc:

This sad Brazilian fan was shown crying. But no ones published this beautiful picture of him handing the trophy to a German fan. He was quoted as saying "Take it to the final! As you can see, it is not easy, but you deserve it, congratulations" (Roughly translated)

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  • Brazil: we came out to have a good time and hones-[Germany scores again]

lana:

garrus just learned a fun new game