the-art-finch:

Inspired by this.
it seemed reasonable

the-art-finch:

Inspired by this.

it seemed reasonable

huuuuughdancy:

Make me choose: Winston or Applesauce, submitted by anonymous

pheberoni:

:O

My cat is a supermodel

my bf went into the shower and i am still listening to weird al even tho it made him leave

he doesn’t understand

ultimate dealbreaker

IT TURNS OUT

weird al yankovic had a much bigger impact on my life than i previously thought.

i can still sing everything off “bad hair day” and i haven’t thought of that album since i was 10. alternative polka MAY have played a more important role in my loving alternative rock of the mid-late 90s more than the actual alternative rock. 

THANKS WEIRD AL, i guESS

lol @ people whining about alt-j using a miley cyrus sample

how much energy do you expend on a daily basis being insufferable

my guess is a lot

The Sound and the Fury is either straight-up lying or getting his Ph.D.”
“I can get into Faulkner guys.”
“Fuckner guys.”
“Especially if they are actually from the South.”
“I would fuck that second guy. Has a primal scene.”
“Would probably not make a ‘fuckner’ joke.”

wnyc:

This sad Brazilian fan was shown crying. But no ones published this beautiful picture of him handing the trophy to a German fan. He was quoted as saying "Take it to the final! As you can see, it is not easy, but you deserve it, congratulations" (Roughly translated)
via

wnyc:

This sad Brazilian fan was shown crying. But no ones published this beautiful picture of him handing the trophy to a German fan. He was quoted as saying "Take it to the final! As you can see, it is not easy, but you deserve it, congratulations" (Roughly translated)

via

  • Brazil: we came out to have a good time and hones-[Germany scores again]

lana:

garrus just learned a fun new game

sercules:

Someone changed the US Secretary of Defense on Wikipedia to Tim Howard. Fantastic.

sercules:

Someone changed the US Secretary of Defense on Wikipedia to Tim Howard. Fantastic.

so my cat was lying happily on his back next to me the other day … i decided to hold the camera over him so i could see how he looked upside down.  this is his resting face. 

markdoesstuff:

yoyo-inspace:

Here’s your yearly friendly reminder that this is Midsummer’s Day, the day both Lyra and Will goes to the bench in the botanical garden, to be as close as possible while still being so far apart.

thanks for ruining my day, satan